Friday, October 20, 2017

Mathematics of success

Mathematical explanation of success-getting more than 100%

>
> Mathematics:
>
> This comes from 2 math
> teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
>
> It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
>
> It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
>
> This is a strictly ......  mathematical viewpoint...
> and it goes like this:
>
>
> What Makes 100%?
>
>
> What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
>
>
> Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
> than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
> wants you to give over 100%.
>
>
> How about achieving 103%?
>
>
> What makes up 100% in life?
>
>
> Here ' s a little mathematical formula that might help
> you answer these questions:
>
> If:
>
> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
>
>
> Is represented as:
>
> 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
> 24 25 26.
>
> Then:
>
>
> H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
>
> 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
> 98%
>
>
> And
>
>
> K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
>
> 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
> 96%
>
>
> But ,
>
> A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
>
> 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
> 100%
>
> And,
>
> B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
>
> 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
> 103%
>
>
> AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
>
>
> A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>
> 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7
> = 118%
>
>
> So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while
> Hard work andKnowledge
>  will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.
>
>
> Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing
> that will put you over the top.
> Now you know why some
> people are where they are!
>

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