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Tuesday, December 31, 2019

Photos sent by email


Imelda's New Year Wishes

Fred Spittel's lunch at The Lighthouse, Galle.

Monday, December 30, 2019

Deysha-palana –karaya



 email from Buddy Reid


  
Being passed on>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
.Likewise...couldnt keep up with the ‘language’...if you get my drift..nevertheless...but believe to the tune of Pururthu-geesee karayaa....written by STC’s Old master DD Ashuboda...all those years ago!!!!!
 A funny, candid representation of Sri Lanka today. Enjoy the fun!

 
Deysha-palana –karaya
by Kurumba
With full screen + sound

Sunday, December 29, 2019

The Secret to Having No Enemies


The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent. Still unsatisfied, he lectured for another 15 minutes and repeated his question. With all thoughts now on Sunday dinner, all responded except one elderly lady in the rear. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" asked the preacher. "I don't have any." Said the old lady. "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?" "Ninety seven." "That is incredible! Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person can live to be 97, and not have an enemy in the world." The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, very slowly turned around and said: "It's easy, I just outlived the bastards."


Forgot His Prayers

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!” His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!” Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook!”

Saturday, December 28, 2019

Geri – One armed fiddler


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Friday, December 27, 2019

Geris - 'Dancing couple'


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Geri's presentation at our reunion on underwear

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https://youtu.be/FJ_ueLNB-Uw

More stories about Jansz


Boy scouts and girl guides
            Dr.Janz took us lectures in the physiology of reproduction. We were young and the lectures were racy. Lady Chatterly's lover by DH Lawrence, had been published in the unexpurgated version in the UK at that time. Janz brought a copy of it and read the most lurid parts of the book, from the rostrum of the physiology lecture hall. We listened to all this in air-conditioned comfort. The girls were blushing or could barely suppress their laughter depending on their earlier experiences. A futile effort to keep a straight face among the girls was followed by unrestrained giggling as Janz's reading was accompanied by suitable modulations of the voice and even dramatics. His antics were truly entertaining, the more so because he kept a straight face.
            At this moment, a boy appeared close to the rostrum with a cup tea for Dr.Janz. Suddenly there was a pause in the reading. The open book was kept on the table. He took his cup of tea and introduced the young male who brought the tea to him. "This is Anthony. He brings me my cup of tea. I call him my cup-boy". The boy hurriedly disappeared from the scene too embarrassed to stay there.
            He turned to us and put the question:- "Do any of you know why the Boy Scouts are called 'scouts' and the Girl Guides are called 'guides'. There was a pregnant silence. The answer was given by Janz. "Because the boy always SCOUTS and the girl always GUIDES" it, to the target area". . This was the essence of a lecture in reproductive physiology by Dr.Janz.
                        In our young days we always found it difficult to remember the way in which, stalactites and stalagmites grew. Later I read that the easy way to remember was to imagine the scene - "when the mites go up, the tights go down".
            When we were at the Medical Faculty Dr.Janz told us a similar memory aid. Pubic hair he told us, a secondary sexual characteristic, appeared at puberty. The pattern of distribution of the pubic hair was in the shape of a triangle in both the male and female. The triangle however was placed with the apex pointed upwards in the male and with the apex pointed downwards in the female. "Remember the logos of the YMCA and the YWCA" he told us. YMCA stood for the Young Men's Christian Association and had a logo showing a red triangle with the apex pointing upwards. YWCA stood for the Young Women's Christian Association and their logo was a red triangle with the apex directed downwards. It would have been much simpler to look at our own bodies to verify this but this picture caught our imagination.
            Janz was no ordinary mortal. He had an MA in English and literally knew "Lovatt Evans", our physiology text, by heart. He had a ready temper and would go red in the face at presumed provocations. He would not mix up with the students. He had this healthy humor, more so in the presence of the blank faced girls, who would not smile or laugh at his jokes.
            It was told how he had gone to face an interview for selection for a post in the mental hospital. He was asked a lot of questions and lastly a few questions about the game of cricket. Janz had asked the interview board whether the vacancy he was being interviewed for was  to treat the mental patients  or to play cricket with them. He had got up and walked out. Subsequently he had applied for the post in physiology and got it.

Thursday, December 26, 2019

Solar eclipse, 'Biwwa nedha wadakaha sudiya',


Pictures of a solar eclipse seen in Avissawella, 26th December 2019.










In the early 1950s there was a Solar eclipse visible in Ceylon. An industry sprang up producing a drink named ‘Vada kaha sudiya’, which was guaranteed to make one fair and young if consumed during the eclipse. A lot of people consumed this liquor and started vomiting with abdominal pain. This ‘Baila’ relates to that incident and was popular singing at parties of that time.

Biwwa nedha vadakaha sudiya
Please click on each one  of these links to listen to each different version of this song, very popular with 'medicos' of the batch entrants of 1960.
1.          https://youtu.be/0OYnHY4aQsA
2.          https://youtu.be/aeRL1yy07Xg
3.          https://youtu.be/zrU9czA14Ok
4.          https://youtu.be/OF1u3aYTjxw
5.          https://youtu.be/h1AXl801g08
       6. https://youtu.be/0WPE50V8YR4