The man in the mosquito net.
An
academic friend of mine had an uncle who had his own ways of solving problems
in life. His house had a menace of mosquitos all times of the day and night.
This had got worse, with the culture of throw-away plastic wrappings. These
were an ideal receptacle for rain water, which collected here and were ideal
breeding grounds for mosquitos. The menace of the mosquitos was worse at night
just as he was falling asleep. The jet like buzz of mosquitos near his ear,
were the worst to bear.
This
gentleman used to sleep under a mosquito net which had seen better days. There
were holes in the nets here and there and the mosquitos would get into the net
after he went to sleep and start tormenting him. This was worse in the early
part of the night. He devised a plan. He would get under the net with the holes
and wait there. About a half an hour was sufficient to get hoardes of mosquitos
going through the holes in the net to attack him. At the end of half an hour he
would quietly lift a side of the net and slip out. The mosquitos trapped inside
the net were easily killed by squashing the net. Then he would sleep outside with
a lesser number of mosquitos left alive in the room whose doors and windows
were already closed. He swore that this way the mosquito disturbance to his
sleep was minimized.
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