Sunday, June 17, 2018

How was I born?

email from Kathir Nadanachandiran
Never mind "the birds & the bees"  there's a newer version:

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Daddy , how was I born? 
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' 
The father answers, 
“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum
And we met at a cyber-cafe..
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
And since it was too late to hit the delete button,
Nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:

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'You got mail!
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