How was I born?

email from Kathir Nadanachandiran

Never mind "the birds & the bees" – there's a newer version:

 

Daddy , how was I born? 
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' 
The father answers, 

“Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mum

And we met at a cyber-cafe..

We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.

There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,

And since it was too late to hit the delete button,

Nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:

'You got mail!

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