Four Jokes

The Perfect Password

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would now have to enter a password.
Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the
shock effect to bring this to his wife 's attention.
so, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly
obvious to his wife that he was keying in...

P.....

E.....

N.....

I.....

S.....


His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:


PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH

Golden Oldie

Edelweiss - Song

 
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The arrival of Peter Gluck

            It was during our student days that the following incident took place. The Rt.Hon. D.W.Dahanayake, also called 'Banis Mama', was the Minister of Education. He was a gay and it was said, used his office, to further his desires. One day in his office while he was having an important meeting, his office peon came and whispered to him "Sir, galak avilla'. The peon meant Mr.Peter Gluck, High Commissioner for Canada in Ceylon, who was paying a courtesy call.on the Minister. Daha had promptly whispered back to the peon, "Dhang baa. dhang baa.. Passey, passey." The 'banis mama' had interpreted the mispronunciation of the name Gluck, by the peon, to the word 'galak' which in Sinhalese meant a homosexual surrogate.

Keeping his legs apart

Dear Phillip,

I heard this in Melbourne. Once in parliament, there was a debate on the Indo-Ceylon problem. Mr Iriyagolle spoke but seemed to be sitting on the fence And Mr.Bandaranayake in his reply winding up stated, I do not know where the honorable member stands in this issue, he has one leg in India and the other In Ceylon. For this
Iriyagolle promptly replied "Knowing the Prime Minister, I was frightened to put my legs together". Bye Daya J.

The Chinese diplomat who had no sugar in his urine

            The following incident also happened during our student days. The Ambassador for the Peoples Republic of China called on a Senior Minister in the Government one morning. The Minister welcomed him to his office and made him comfortable. Turning to his peon he had told him in Sinhalese, "Me mahaththayata the koppayak genda.( Bring a cup of tea to this gentleman) Seeni aduwen dhaanta (Put a lesser amount of sugar than usual). Me yakaata diyavadiyawa thiyanawaada danna naha (We do not know whether this devil is having diabetes)."

            Promptly the Chinese Ambassador, who had been listening to the conversation in Sinhalese, with a grin on his face, had said, "Me yakaata, diyavadiyawa naa (This devil has no diabetes)". It transpired later, that all Chinese career diplomats had to learn the language of the country of their destination, before assuming duties there. Our diplomat was very proficient in Sinhalese.

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