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Sunday, December 1, 2019

Recalling, GH Colombo in1965

 
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"Peenas amaruwa".
          It was during my internship days at the General Hospital Colombo that I heard about the following incident. Some of the interns were very annoyed with admitting officers at the Out Patient's Department for taking the easy way out and admitting patients to the wards or referring them to the respective clinics without taking a history or examining patients. This resulted occasionally in hilarious incidents.
          A patient had come to the out patient's department in the early hours of the morning. The medical officer, daughter of an academic, who was on duty, had asked him what was wrong. The patient had replied "Peenas amaaruwa". Before you could say 'Jack Robbins', the MO had referred the patient to the VD (Venereal Diseases) Clinic, in room X at the OPD, to report at 8 am the same day.
          The patient totally unaware of the implications had duly reported to the clinic at the appointed hour. Only there had it been discovered that the MO/OPD had misinterpreted "PEENAS" for "PENIS", and hence the referral.
          We the much harried interns never forgot to relate this story at our regular monthly parties in our quarters. .

"Stool falling on foot".
          This incident also occurred while I was at the GH Colombo, in 1965. While we were on duty at the emergency ward we had to order quite a few Xrays. There were specially printed x-ray forms where we had to write a short history as to why we requested the Xray in addition to the area requested for Xray and the views needed.
          A patient had come with an injury to the foot. A fracture was suspected in the foot. A request form was completed. The history of the accident was written as "stool fell on the foot", and the patient was dispatched to the X-ray room. Not long afterwards an MO from the X-ray rang up to talk to the house officer. On the house officer reaching the phone he was asked how a stool could fall on the foot in a normal person and how a stool even if the patient was constipated could be heavy enough to cause a fracture of a metacarpal bone. The intern house officer had to explain that he was referring to a piece of furniture and not to the output from the bowel.

 

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